Halladay was one of those guys who had the throwback asthetics without the faux-toughness and bitching about how things aren’t like they used to be. He just went out and fucking dominated, then got on with the rest of his life until he went back out five days later and did it again. Man, he was good.

And the always come right back to you.

Uhhhh... Frank Kaminksy is on this list.

I read this article. I didn’t read the article that this article is about, you know because I read this article.

His message is bullshit considering he made up what the protests which are so angering him are about.

free speech to quash the free speech of others

Which is: don’t protest.

“I fought to protect the freedoms you enjoy in this country, so you better stop fucking enjoying them!”

The seaman has left a bad taste in everyone’s mouth.

Kershaw in the World Series or me in therapy?

Oh, the Cubs definitely tanked (tunk?), they just managed a remarkably fast turnaround. They started tanking well after the Astros, but managed to get on track a year ahead of them.

Don’t forget the 2037 NBA Champion 76ers.

Ok but where was the proposal everyone was actually waiting for?

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

Did you burn your tastebuds off in an unfortunate smelting accident?

Yeah only on planet FUCK THIS WEED IS STRONG is Litter Caesar’s a preferred dinner choice over Pizza Hut.

+1 Berenstein.

We already did, and Sinbad was in it

Talk about bad plugs.....

My apologies for failing to note this in the piece, but I have NEVER received used footwear from the White Sox or any other professional baseball franchise. I’m an objective, unbiased observer. Thanks.