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“We think you’re shittier than Florida” is about the strongest burn I’ve ever heard of.

“People in the drive-thru ask if I’m JaMarcus Russell. I tell them no, then tell them yes as they drive off.”

No, I think you are confusing him with Freddie Adu.

We should’ve known nobody was ghana come to Essien’s party.

typical east coast elite, mocking the south side for being unable to use a computer

“K,K,K”

Well, we know who got the better tweeter out of the deal...

Career highlight from Baseball-Reference.com:

Don’t worry, he’s just getting to character, as:

The Toxic Clevenger

“Don’t look at me!”

I guess that's what WSU and UW fans have in common: neither went to UW!

When you make Mississippi look good, it might be time to re-evaluate.

This happened at Yankee Stadium

Norfolk Southern Railway, the company which told organizers that there would be no traveling trains during the marathon, is looking into how a train traveled through the marathon.

Like he’s passing a kidney stone.

Thank you for your continued support of people who can’t stand Cardinals fans.

Well you can’t vote for cartoon characters, thank god.