Ironically, you’re the 500th person to make that “joke”

Of course.

Anybody want to watch the Cardinals lose the World Series?

If this is the “song of the summer”, why is 50 cent wearing 12 layers of clothes?

It’s going to be fun this season, watching him pop open off a screen, just in time for a perfect look......

I saw my friend Conrad Nomikos fight such a beast on the shores of Thessaly. Even with the help of his great hound Bortan it took days.

If that kid can’t make it a few hours without a beer I think he has a real problem.

Some of my favorite people. And they were awesome for speaking out. But until our politicians have the guts to make changes, real changes, against the gun dealership lobby, nothing will change. Because you can wrap all this in the American flag and 2nd amendment bullshit, but it’s all about selling guns and fuck the…

I can’t believe a corporate entity allowed this to not only air, but to lead off their big, self-congratulatory show piece and wash away the fantasy that sports exist in a compartment separate from the rest of society.

Bruh bruh:

Bruh:

Fortunately only 300 will make the “low-hanging fruit” joke.

Depends how you look at it — some say the Warriors are experts on choking.

I think Sprewell showed that Warriors players do in fact have a history of grabbing things by the throat.

I wouldn’t consider him quiet or unassuming.

So are they walking out on the justice and accountability part? Or the fact that they dared to wear a shirt with names of two dead black men?

The cops that walked off can’t even say it was because “there was anti-police rhetoric being used” (some morons still think that saying Black Lives Matter means other lives don’t). They had the Dallas PD logo on the shirt as well. They took an anti-violence stand, and those punks walked out. Fuck them then. I’m sure…

A player has the ball long enough to be the runner when, after he squeezes the potato with his greedclaw and his thundertrunk suctions to the swampy grass, he is capable off warding of a hex from the Field Magi, swallowing the potato outright, gallivanting to the dusky dimension via mirrorpool or fog portal, or filing…

You are still tanking but now you are tanking with a hometown star to keep season tickets sales up while also spending the escalating salary cap floor money. #Kobetanking

Actually I’m a Freddy Adu fan.