He is, however, 6-for-6 when it comes to screaming his predictions in a condescending tone.

“You’re making the biggest mistake of my career.”- Pat Riley

Did my monitor just lose all color, or are those Cardinal uniforms really that hideous?

Burrito>bowl. If it’s not portable and consumable with one hand, while riding a bike, it’s inferior.

Despite the fact that I have literally never been happier following last night, this article still managed to elevate my mood. Thank you, St. Louis.

DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT

I’m sorry, did this guy just say salads are better than burritos? Why don’t you box up the other half of that gentrified excuse for Mexican food and put it in your purse to go? Don’t want to get the frijolebloats before squeezing into that bridesmaid dress.

Burrito bowls are not better than burritos.

In Soviet Russia, championship-destined team lose to you.

It’s not a burrito without the tortilla — you’re just eating a bowl of shit.

burrito bowls are for pussies who “don’t need all those carbs”

Bad kinja

Hajduk, bad puns incoming.

I think they’re a Split bunch.

Now this violence will Zagreb all the headlines even though it Serbs no purpose.

Took a page from the Sounders.

Thank god that “THAT GUY” didn’t take Friday off.

Translation: “I’m gonna go jack off in my Camry.”

TFW you have to stay strong for the people back in Cwdyrrrrfyxkjfuygfkjs Mawr.