More importantly, it means Chicago gets to keep Panarin next year - as long as Bowman learns his Bickell lesson and doesn’t give Shaw an oversized deal.

Teravainen > Shaw, and it’s not even close IMO. If that was the choice (and it sure looks that way right now) they made the wrong one.

He makes me laugh; King Cake Baby haunts in both sleeping and waking hours.

YOU FORGOT THIS GUY!

This is a strong category, but for me it’s a two horse race between Kingsley and King Cake Baby

Much to my chagrin, I discovered that they’re still leading the NL Wild Card race at this point.

It’s nice to know that with all the pain and suffering in this world, that there are still some things to smile about.

They had a 5 game winning streak and yet are still 9 1/2 games out of the division lead. Huzzah futile gestures!

In this time of nationwide mourning for a horrific act, and when a man who callously feeds off the very worst elements in society is among one of two people who will be our next president, it’s nice to know that there is still some good in the world as shown by these posts.

If only they could lose every game

Meanwhile, in Paris

That’s not how hockey works at all!

He should have gotten suspended after the hit on Adams. This one was more Lebron’s fault than his.

Yea, becaus when you inexplicably get away with hitting people in the dick time and time again, you should just be able to get away with it forever.

Yep. Has nothing to do with the pattern of Green going after an opponent's nuts.

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…

Do not Google “Bears in bathtubs” at work unless you work somewhere very progressive and/or somewhere in the midst of a bankruptcy.

“It’s okay that she said racist things, because they always say racist things.” Probably the worst take ever on Deadspin. And that’s saying something.

This wouldn’t even be news if this wasn’t newsworthy!

Zero Sense or Sensibility