Well, you definitely know what lame is.

5-series owner...

If you can get a manual I’ll agree. The automatic is terrible. It’s an outdated, unreliable, clunky, 5 speed that is further held back by the eco mode which you cannot turn off. Also, cabin noise is loud, brakes are fairly weak, and the arm rest leather is thin and wears out way too easily.

I’m drunk enough to give that a star.

Tesla badge is already there, it’s just upside-down.