My mom had a Porsche 944. She LOVED that car. My dad decided that, for her birthday, he would trade it in for a Saab convertible. When he told my brother, my brother laughed at him because he thought my dad was joking. He wasn’t.

Or the E-Edge so everyone sounds like they have a stutter when talking about it. 

My wife learned from her mom to take a good berry jam (we prefer raspberry) add a little water, and swirl it on top of the brownies before baking. They are delicious, it takes maybe 2 extra minutes, and people are always impressed. 

Not a joke. This car belongs to my friend’s dad. I sent it to her boyfriend and he freaked out. This is legit. 

My wife (girlfriend at the time) was in a similar situation. My mom and brother were heading to town for lunch so she could meet my brother for the first time. She was driving down I-75, just within Cincinnati city limits, when a semi jack knifed about a quarter mile in front of her, spilling a bunch of it’s contents…

Also maybe this:

Not mine but my buddy’s. When he was a kid, he gave his grandfather a Two-Face action figure to protect his car. When my buddy turned 16, his grandfather gave him that car, with Two-Face in it. He drove that ‘93 Bonneville until it ran no longer. 2 cars later and Two-Face still rides shotgun.

The police claimed that they saw him with a gun, and the excuse everyone is making for that is, “Well, it was dark.”

The Vikings might actually have a legit reason for not signing him. They currently have 2 first round QBs on their roster that are both hurt. It might be difficult to pay Bradford, Bridgewater and Kaep all at the same time.

Look in to Guided Games. Clans that need an extra person for endgame (Raids and Nightfalls) can put in a request for 1 person. Solo players can search through those requests and pick on that fits them. All in game. It’ll be added to the game in waves started this week.

Is the glitch that the Browns are in the Super Bowl?

I had a rental Malibu a few months ago while my car was in the shop. I constantly forgot that it had Start/Stop and it drove me nuts every time. It seemed like it made the car less smooth when starting moving after a red light or in traffic. Maybe that car just had a poorly programmed system but I’m not a fan.

Call me crazy but I think this 2017 Chevy Traverse for $714,940 is a mistake. But it’s the highest coming up. Luckily, there’s a $1000 rebate!

I’m driving a Chevy Sonic RS. I never really thought I’d buy an American car. I tend towards small European cars but I love the way it drives. I know, I know, it doesn’t have enough power, but I don’t take it to the track so its plenty for everyday driving. It handles well and its got a comfortable interior.

There’s a gold one of these for sale down the street from where I work. It takes all of my self control to not trade in my car and buy it.

I saw that as a theory. The initial batch will sell to people looking to collect them but they won’t have any staying power.

I was driving on the highway to visit my then-girlfriend. We went to different schools and I did the drive all the time so I knew that stretch really well. I was following behind a green Altima doing ~80 in a 65. We pass a cop who is in the median, but facing the other way. I see him reverse out and start coming our…

I didn’t realize how much I do this until my car was in the shop and I had an automatic for a rental. I kept telling my wife and my friends that I pay so little attention to the actual speedometer when I drive and they all thought I was crazy. I totally use the gear to determine my speed.