The anti-cling components of the dryer sheet repel dust, keeping the particles from accumulating on your surfaces.

Aisha, I appreciate and respect your profession, but I have known other professional writers and have an idea how they work. I can help fill in some gaps, because I’ve been writing specifically about lawns for 20 years.

digitalsandwich78, you are correct. It would be imprudent for me, in San Antonio, sitting on 1,000 feet of solid limestone, to apply lime. The pH of a lot of Texas soil is 8.0. You might be tempted to adjust it by adding acidic supplements, but there’s that 1,000 feet of limestone to dissolve and flush away before you…

C’mon! Do you know who Dr. Roy Hinkley or Jonas Grumby are? Of course not. The Professor and Skipper were never known by their “real” names. And Gilligan was never called Willy. 

C’mon! When is a vibrator not a sex toy? They didn’t even change the advertising. All vibrators are shown to be useful on your neck and back. But that’s just the excuse to justify the purchase to your spouse. Target sells a green wand (for lack of a better term) about 30 inches in size including a giant hook shape at…

I don’t know about ugly, but I do know I have astigmatism and cannot see horizontal stuff as well as I can see vertical stuff. Losing the vertical tab separators is crippling. I’m throwing the astigmatismism card and demand a separate(or) but equal alternative no separators. Corollary to this demand is another demand…

Generally, lawns need 1–1.5 inches of water each week, and watering once a week will meet this requirement, though you may need to water twice a week during dry summer months.

I was certain one of the better ways would be to add bacon to it.  Disappointed. 

In Texas you can throw a dart and expect it to land on fascist cult members.  This isn’t really news. 

Claire, have you tried cooking it spiraled up, a la Tik Tok?  Supposedly you can bake an entire package all at one time on a cookie sheet. 

Good point. Fascist are not Republicans, either.

3dS5!!73F You call THAT a password?

I guess I would distinguish among leftists.  There are plenty of gun owning democrats who otherwise hold leftist leaning opinions.  Texas is not all republican, but don’t assume the democrats do not have guns in their homes/cars. 

Crapflinger said, “a 20+ round mag isn’t necessary unless you’re just really shitty at hunting and the animals you’re hunting are deaf.”

This picture is about 20 years old now.  You can see the swales built in by the developer to keep runoff away from the neighbor’s house. 

A slightly different direction would be a BLP sandwich with cheese.

Thank you for that.  Making arrangements for this weekend right now. 

One more point. We had a pool when I was growing up. The geography of the site allowed us to siphon the pool completely dry out to the street. One thing we forgot to check was the connections of every hose. The leaks gave us dead spots in the grass.

If I know I’m going to clean the shower, I pre-spray every surface except the floor with a 50/50 mix of vinegar and dish soap (sometimes laundry detergent). Spray until it’s dripping, and let that sit for 15 to 30 minutes. Then carefully step in to take a shower. The prespray overspray will be enough for the floor to…

In San Antonio sweet tea is what you get unless you order unsweetened tea. And about half the time you still get sweet tea if you order it unsweetened. I used to eat lunch with a co-worker who ordered it sweet and proceeded to drop 3 bags of sugar in it. She stirred until she was satisfied that no more sugar would…