Generally, lawns need 1–1.5 inches of water each week, and watering once a week will meet this requirement, though you may need to water twice a week during dry summer months.

I was certain one of the better ways would be to add bacon to it.  Disappointed. 

In Texas you can throw a dart and expect it to land on fascist cult members.  This isn’t really news. 

Claire, have you tried cooking it spiraled up, a la Tik Tok?  Supposedly you can bake an entire package all at one time on a cookie sheet. 

Good point. Fascist are not Republicans, either.

3dS5!!73F You call THAT a password?

I guess I would distinguish among leftists.  There are plenty of gun owning democrats who otherwise hold leftist leaning opinions.  Texas is not all republican, but don’t assume the democrats do not have guns in their homes/cars. 

Crapflinger said, “a 20+ round mag isn’t necessary unless you’re just really shitty at hunting and the animals you’re hunting are deaf.”

This picture is about 20 years old now.  You can see the swales built in by the developer to keep runoff away from the neighbor’s house. 

A slightly different direction would be a BLP sandwich with cheese.

Thank you for that.  Making arrangements for this weekend right now. 

One more point. We had a pool when I was growing up. The geography of the site allowed us to siphon the pool completely dry out to the street. One thing we forgot to check was the connections of every hose. The leaks gave us dead spots in the grass.

If I know I’m going to clean the shower, I pre-spray every surface except the floor with a 50/50 mix of vinegar and dish soap (sometimes laundry detergent). Spray until it’s dripping, and let that sit for 15 to 30 minutes. Then carefully step in to take a shower. The prespray overspray will be enough for the floor to…

In San Antonio sweet tea is what you get unless you order unsweetened tea. And about half the time you still get sweet tea if you order it unsweetened. I used to eat lunch with a co-worker who ordered it sweet and proceeded to drop 3 bags of sugar in it. She stirred until she was satisfied that no more sugar would…

It seems to be backwards day here.  What I am anxiously awaiting is your take on twisted bacon.  Let’s see how this post turns out. 

I am anxiously looking forward to your take on twisted bacon. 

Spit in the ocean.

Whatever you get (and get them in metric, and imperial, and for your drill, too), but whatever, don’t get the Swiss Army folding multitool for Allen wrenches. Those are a pain in the butt to use because every one of the tools is off the center of rotation of the socket. That means the tool keeps coming out of the…

Before we answer ‘how’, we must answer, ‘why’?