They have really long noses that can pick up apples. Very cool stuff

my spirit animal is a fella who lives in the sewer.

Living in the sewer is cool.

thank u

Raise your body temperature with heat.

Use water to stay hydrated

If you have to make it to a meeting across town, using a vehicle will move your body faster.

If you work at a job where you're up and about most of the day, shoes protect your feet.

Tucker Bradford is the name of the badguy in every slobs vs snobs movie.

So you think you have what it takes to be in the marching band? Well not until you pass these three challenges. First, you must pretend to be a butt.

Band members are unfunny, gross and weird.

His name is Dennis Franz, show some respect.

His name is Dennis Franz, show some respect.

His name is Dennis Franz, show some respect.

Not sure if this is relevant, but I have absolutely heard of Batman

I can't believe you liked him either. He's the worst.

Eric Lindros is my favorite player of all time.

You're a little whiny baby. If you wanna tear into someone, be funny. This shit reads like a bad Cracked article. What a snooze.

Just do what you wanna

All humans are garbage.