That’s the one. That’s why literally every tenured professor, as well as every student, at Harvard is a bilingual undocumented queer woman of color, and White men are only allowed on the premises as security guards and footstools.

Sometimes, on the other hand, an activist student can successfully engage the rest of the class in a lively and productive discussion—a situation that the instructor can facilitate, and in response to which the instructor will be profoundly grateful.

Don’t let anyone ever tell you your home is safer with a gun in it.

People missing the point will try to point out that she apparently was only using a pistol at the time, so likely not a type of gun that is currently being targeted by gun control advocates. But the real point is the disconnect between the dream—I will use this to protect my family!!!—and the reality—that it is far…

So is shooting your kids to protect them from vague, unspecified danger the new burn the village to save the village?

Yeah, I don’t like the necklace either- not because I think it’s “inappropriate,” because it’s not. It’s like not being crazy about a male newscaster’s tie. I might not choose it, but I wouldn’t be “shaken to the core” (almost or otherwise). The dress is fine. Her makeup is fine. Her underarms are fine. Jesus.

Honestly, I love that you are telling me that. I remember loving being home alone too. Not because I didn’t like my parents, but because I liked being alone with my thoughts. I feel bad that my daughter has to be alone because both her parents work, but I should probably let that go.

He never was going to get them done. Bernie does not play well with others and the secret to good legislating is the ability to deal with people different from yourself.

My 10 year old daughter has been having this same reaction since school let out— this is the first summer she gets to stay home for a few hours at a time instead of enrolling in some oppressive camp. I stay with her until after lunch then she gets 3 hours to herself before dad comes home. She’s all “when are you…

See, now here is how you do weird and depressing!

But they didn’t admit they fucked up. They pretended to admit it to avoid getting punished. But truthfully they think they did nothing wrong and are happy to place blame elsewhere. Because of their carelessness and failure to provide basic medical attention to their sick child, he is dead. That warrants punishment by…

Interesting take, since in the video they were pretty not-remorseful, and have become martyrs in the “parents’ rights” movements.

They killed their child. They have several other children. The family makes their living by selling these snake oil cures and have been vocally unrepentant about killing their own son and trying to publicly persuade idiots like you that they were just well-meaning fuckups when they murdered their child by neglect and…

It was a close one, but I’m going to give the Captain ‘murica title to Huckabee this time. He managed to invoke Schrodinger’s Immigrant and satirically misspell Hillary’s name in the same screed.

That’s what I keep wondering when I see the “US is next!!!” from these folks. Did we become part of the EU and I missed it?

Uh, pretty sure she did once lecture us about how Paul Revere told us the British were coming for our guns, and to establish a Christian Sharia based theocracy.

Oh I would love for Texit to finally happen.

The Brexit referendum is akin to our own Declaration of Independence. May that refreshed spirit of sovereignty spread over the pond to America’s shores!

And don’t forget #texit! Which, incidentally, would be the only good thing to come out of Brexit.

Sarah Palin, never change.