You’re right, police are normally very friendly to two women in a relationship having a fight. What with cops being so LGBT-friendly and all.

Based on the combined responses I’ve gotten today, it sounds like the job is a cross between writer, CEO, and Walking Ego.

I’m certain the legal process they’re referring to is an attempt to emancipate her.

Speaking as a Christian.

I realize this is a serious problem and a topic for serious discussion, and yet I am having a lot of trouble wrapping my brain around the idea of a sitcom about the life of Nicki Minaj.

Please, people who have/want kids, for the love of god STOP doing this to the childfree. For those of us who are that way by choice, we don’t want to hear your bingos and will probably just fade you out of our lives if you do this. For those struggling with infertility, you’re being a gaping insensitive asshole.

Your life is not fuller than hers. She too experiences Love and Truth and Beauty. Her days are marked by constructive introspection and fulfillment.

Drawing from actual experience here. Don’t flat out tell your non-parent friend that to see one another “you need to accommodate yourself to my schedule.”

Don’t act like birthing or raising your own children makes you a good person. Most people are hardwired to look after their genes - procreation is not a selfless act.

I feel like the gist of this whole article was “if you don’t have kids, you have to be the bigger/better person and work extra hard to keep your friendships in tact.” I get it that children are a LOT of work - 24/7/365 for the rest of your life - but that’s your deal, dude. You wanted them, you’re raising them, then…

It makes sense for priorities to change depending on your situation.

I’m trying to be a good friend, but I feel a little betrayed when friends have kids and COMPLETELY FORGET EVERYTHING WE EVER TALKED ABOUT. “Oh well, I NEED more time off of work because I have a kid. I need to work from home because I have a kid, no one else really needs to. You better not get ME sick, I have a kid.”

I’m 32 (wife is 31) with a 5 year old and a 10 month old. Sounds to me like your friends might be kind of shitty and excluding you guys, or kind of putting you out of the Circle Of The Parents which also might be why you don’t enjoy hanging out with them anymore. You’ll probably fade off, and that’s fine.

As for us, we…

Basic rule, don’t be a dick. Making kids respect yourself or your personal space is not being a dick. If they are talking shit about you behind your back instead of bringing any of their issues to your attention they are the dicks. Fuck’em.

And AA has been proven to be problematic. There are other alternatives to AA, I really wish it wasn’t viewed as the only solution.

For a lot of assholes they take it to mean ‘Having people be angry at me for saying and doing completely innocent things!’ when it really is: “Being held accountable when you do and say TERRIBLE SHIT.”

This is a natural and predictable result of so many women refusing to appear in public without makeup. I’m not trying to sound like an angry second wave feminist, or claim that anyone owes it to the sisterhood to forego foundation and concealer, but as someone who does forego those things, it’s hard for me not to…

And, of all people, shouldn’t Amber Heard - a woman who has been an actress for a dozen years and who has multiple promotional contracts - have the exact right products for her skin and know how to apply them?

How is it that we still have to explain this to people every damn time?

the daytime concierge saw Amber in the lobby, appearing to wear no makeup, and says there was no evidence of any facial bruising.