Wow Bomani Jones criticized white people, what a shock.

I admit I watch First Take on occasion but only to masturbate to Molly Qerim’s strangely erotic mouth.

Can anyone picture a headline writer using the phrase “Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus” and NOT being fired?

If you don’t want to know about your mom’s dating habits, turn off voice chat. I wish someone had warned me. What are the odds that so many Overwatch players are a part of her extramarital proclivities?

And now his watch has ended too. And he held it indeed.

“I called Kobe when I was still playing in Orlando and asked him what I should do. He’s the one who told me to do take 1,000 a day.”

I send them to my wife as a joke when I’m lying in bed next to her and she’s reading on her phone.

Bobby finger looks like Ryan Gosling with AIDS

ok, but like you can’t join a global initiative to help the lives of women and girls and then turn around and oppress those same women and girls, so you can make money for yourself. That’s not how this works.

Lord deliver me from the legions of thirsty fucktards who (at this point) apparently can’t even develop their OWN caustic personae.

So it's a combination of luck and hard work? Wow. Somebody call the Nobel committee.

would it somehow be less ridiculous if the artist wasn’t white, or for that matter wasn’t even a man?

That face looks like the battle ground of botox versus single malt scotch.

That’s so Ramsey would be the worst afternoon television for kids ever

DeAndre Jordan: I think it’s safe to say that both of you are going to be terribly missed.

“Every brunch joint in New York has a $13 bowl of steel-cut oats on the menu.”

I have no clue what the hell this question means:

That looks like a Muppet playing hockey in his pajamas. Not a good sports logo.

I’m pretty sure this is the same way that Train composes lyrics, except with people who suffer from Tourette's.

I went to college in Boulder back when nobody really gave a shit about the State of Colorado (other than to visit and ski/snowboard). Right around the time I graduated (2007) and left the State, it began transitioning to the hippie/hipster/brotopia that is always rated the #1 place to live by Forbes, Outside Magazine,…