I hate Westbrook, but I need to know if it’s OK to hate this new Kevin Durant.

I think saying they can beat the Clippers without Curry is suspect.

Word on the street is that George Harrison caught it. Up there.

I hope Dana keeps him on 200, because it’ll take away his excuses for after Diaz wins again. Putting that loss on “errors in weight and cardio prep,” and trying to spin Nate taking the fight on 11 days’ notice as some kind of a benefit because he didn’t have to promote the fight? Mmmkay.

He’ll reappear in the last episode and take the Throne after everyone else is dead.

I almost cut my hair, it happened just the other day. It’s getting kinda long, I could have said it wasn’t in my way.

Pretty remarkable tale. This man’s saga could end up being an epic for the ages. If he keeps playing this well they’ll write books and movies and plays and who knows what other kinds of media about him.

You forgot to throw in "dank" every fourth or fifth word.

Totes. Just a bunch of ‘ots hangin’ at the ‘Spin ‘fice on a Weds’ talkin’ ‘bout ‘cados and veg sandos.

FTFY

It is virtually impossible to wipe your ass while standing. How the hell can you dig that toilet paper in between your manly muscular buttocks far enough to get all the corn and peanut bits out of there while standing. These are precisely the people that smell like they shit themselves, standing next to you on the bus…

Are you a man, or an actual finger?

Funny. When Delonte West was on the team it was James’ mom who was head coach.

I dnt play them games

black and scary, just the way I like it.

In many countries, historically, paler skin was associated with ruling classes and wealth because a fair complexion indicated a life not spent toiling outside in the fields. Asian ladies in my town who shield themselves from the sun with umbrellas are not trying to look like white people, they’re trying to avoid a…

“There. NOW, this sport that pays millions of dollars to 320 pound supermen to run full speed at each other in an attempt to stop the other, will finally be safe.
We’ve done it!”

Difference being the Broncos defense barely squeaked by the pats after having the pats start 100 different olineman last year. Unless the pats have the same kind of injury trouble this season, I don't see the broncos getting past them with this slightly worse team they have this year.