He is my hero. He's always been my hero. I literally carried around a Roger Waters scrapbook that I made at home as a teenager. This is not a joke.

"Smile" is one of Gilmour's best songs, both solo and with Pink Floyd. Really, really beautiful stuff.

Shh. That's enough.

That's nice.

… right. Well. As long as you're OK with that.

'Conservative'? Why are you calling me a 'conservative'? Where on earth did that come from? I just thought your reply was weird, silly gibberish. I didn't think that I revealed anything significant about my political orientation.

Yeah. You really got me with that one. Direct hit, internet person.

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, but you sure sound angry.

Where have I preached disinterest?

What don't I care about?

This is an extremely dangerous line of thinking. It imposes a belief that the audience is not operating on your level, and is incapable of making the same judgements as you are. No, I don't agree with you at all - refusing to engage with a media figure like Yiannopoulous and attempting to restrict public access to him…

So… you're saying that he's an evil genius who has cracked the code for undefeatable arguments?

Do you have any credible sources on those incidents?

I find Milo's politics abhorrent, but my god, the amount of hysteria around him is just ridiculous. By treating him as though he's some kind of communicable virus which people are powerless to resist upon media contact, you have empowered him beyond his potential or skill as an orator. I like to listen to my enemies…

The TV version of 'Repo Man' had me calling people 'melon farmers' for at least fifteen years. It was particularly difficult as I discussed sending bibles to El Salvador with my wife.

These are the pros and cons of ass caning.

I am SO tired of these people who REFUSE to accept the objective reality that Beyonce is the greatest recording artist in the history of the medium.

I'm considering changing my name to Frank $tallone. So, in a way, I owe her for that.

If you want to experience a blast of concentrated 'I'm not mad at you, I'm just disappointed', Wayne's account on Instagram will do the job. Endless photos of his girlfriend and him describing various bits and pieces of nonsense as 'badass'. It's just horrible.

Has anyone bothered to ask Wayne Coyne for HIS thoughts on Ke$ha's weight? Until this vital piece of the puzzle emerges, this is clearly fake news.