Unless you're Daryl Hall, in which case I'll ONLY dress according to your specific instructions.

Go to the Billboard Top 100 and it's the same as it has always been - a wasteland of trash with a couple of somewhat bearable singles scattered about.

More like 'Exile In Snoreville', know what I'm saying?

Not a chicken walk in sight. Disappointing, MacLachlan.

I just wish there was something real - I wish there was something true!

Fuck you Dad, I'll dress the way I want and there's nothing you can do about it!

Sure. He was friends with David Lynch post his breakup with Chris Isaac.

My meat-filled colon laughs uproariously at your flatulent dietary requirements!

It's so great that Trent is less than ten years off 60, but is still able to continue his mission: destroying the system from INSIDE the system. Take that, sheeple!

Phil is down. But Phil is far from over.

I know. It's weird, because Sly bought a launch PS4 and I've been arguing with him that the Xbox One was the superior product since 2013. I hate it when he makes me look stupid.

Everybody wins when you're aboard the Spencer Train!

I, for one, am excited by Microsoft's innovative, PC/PS4-beating strategy of abandoning exclusive content, and preferring to reissue 360 titles instead. The reason that I replaced my Xbox 360 with an Xbox One in the first place was to enjoy Xbox 360 games.

So, I guess he won't be developing a 10-episode reimagining of 'The Alphabet' for Netflix any time soon. Maybe he's still mad about people watching 'Blue Velvet' on their phones.

I hope to die screaming James Woods' name - preferably after another blissful viewing of 'Videodrome'. What a wonderful film.

Actually, I've perfected the art of throwing my voice, which I use to control all verbal communications made by any member of the Republican party.

Everybody relax. I'm fine. Just about to head over to Sly's place - we're ordering Chinese food with Eric Trump.

I used to spend a lot of time reflecting on just how profoundly Trent articulated my experience if a post-apocalyptic techno-dystopia, particularly in terms of the emotional apocalypse that we all experience during our darkest and most terrifying moments. Usually when my mother would drop me off at the bus stop and…

My wife is in the bathroom crying her eyes out. Very, very sad stuff. He seemed like a nice bloke, and people really loved him. REALLY loved him. What a strange feeling.

… come on. You can't leave us on a cliffhanger like that.