Woof!

Like Apted's 'Up' series, but with weed and endless references to Star Wars?

At least we can all agree that Clerks 2 will never date, what with extended comedy bits on the Lord of the Rings and the Star Wars prequels.

Well, I've certainly spent years putting out the word - emails, phone calls, and just mentioning it at book signings. Hasn't stemmed the tide of shitty children of shitty celebrities doing annoying things one iota. To my great shame.

I saw Kevin Smith doing one of his standup shows and he was talking endlessly about this movie and his dumb celebrity friends and how talented and engaging his daughter and Johnny Depp's daughter were onscreen, and all I could think about was how much I wanted him to accidentally choke on an over-rolled joint.

That's a shame. Perhaps he wasn't enough of a fuel injected suicide machine.

Getting rid of 'Dark Side Of The Moon'? I don't care how overplayed it is. You, sir, are dead inside.

Fun Fact: Yahoo Serious is married to Lulu Pinkus, who played the screamy, crazy girlfriend of the Nightrider in the original 'Mad Max'.

I hope that one day, 'Stranger Things' - wonderful as it is - is remade with Eleven played by New Edition's Bobby Brown.

"Diane, just had an interesting conversation on Twitter. Apparently, people are highly amused when film plotlines are represented using small images called 'emojis'. Looking forward to telling you how that goes when I'm back in Washington."

In the wake of Suicide Squad's critical failure, it sounds like Jared's taken 30 seconds to whinge.

Fine, but I hope you realise that you'll be willingly giving up on 'Benny & Joon 2'.

You guessed it… he's okay.

Back before Obama turned America into a smoking apocalyptic crater, a young man could wear head to toe leather while singing acapella doo-wop and NOT come under assault by freedom hating communists.

Back in MY day, we just referred to people as 'queers' and that's what made this country great.

It's been a wonderful experience for me to spend the last 50 years as 'The Voice Of America'.

I just hope that my Howard The Duck sequel is NC-17, or me and Stan Lee are going to be having an uncomfortable conversation.

The Cure's 'Wild Mood Swings' is a far, far better album than people give it credit for. I get that it's no 'Pornography' or 'Disintegration', but for my money, 'Want', 'Jupiter Crash', and 'The 13th' are great. Oh, and 'Mint Car' is a better sugar rush pop song than 'Friday I'm In Love'. So there.

Has anyone considered that perhaps he noticed her using Spotify on her phone and THAT'S why he's looking so cranky?

How can one man be so awesome?