@dcdulce:

i am melting, thinking of her like this...

...wondering where her career went...

@BrutallyHonestBabes: "We like it. We feel it is the new millennium"

yowza yowza yowza..she's gorgeous!!

no contaron con mi astucia!

i love granny! go cubs! @shorty63136: boo cards!

he's stylin' like it's 1499!

lock stock and barrel, Guy!

i like what chris rock said about guns...

the SCOTUS overturned the ban on guns in DC! I can't wait to get my hands on a shiny new gun! thanks Scalia! /snark

Ben Kingsley=dreamy; MK kissing BK=nightmarish

i wanna be next daddy!

he looks cuddly...like a big red teddy

the look on one of the guys said it all..."mary, get off the cross, we need the wood"

that's what happens when you walk outside without shoes..

@Political Party Girl: I would tell them "I prayed about it too, and god told me to slam the door in your face"

god, save me from your followers...

"gender imbalance is "a nonissue"...from your lips to god's ears...

@dcdulce: tossing the celly!