Nobody knows, but it’s always worth pointing out that the first player picked isn’t always the best player in the draft.

And it will go unwatched with no second season because nobody has extra money in their entertainment budget to pay for a whole separate streaming service for one show.

JonathanNathan, I promise you at least one (1) ski jumping blog in the coming months. Maybe even NEXT month, as the International Ski Federation Grand Prix 2017 starts then with competitions in Poland and Germany! (Men only, ladies don’t start until August, per my three seconds of research.) I’m learning already!!!!! 

Send us all your favorite ski jumping moments/storylines/athletes to watch! tips@deadspin.com. I would 100% blog about ski jumping.

With all the absurdly small-niche sports Deadspin is covering these days, you guys better cover the next ski-jumping season. It’s like the only obscure sport I actually love, and of course the one that Deadspin doesn’t give a shit about.

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

Why is the top photo from their game against Penn State?

Eli’s Highlights for Kids shoes were a distraction as well. He didn’t know he wasn’t supposed to actually circle the differences in the pictures and went through 9 of Ben McAdoo’s pencils.

God damn it, the director of ICE should be the first one to know that entering the country without papers is a civil violation, not a criminal one.

Enough of this DuckTales nonsense. When are they bringing back Gummi Bears and Wuzzles?

Oh, you know who...

1. Mr.

George Glass.

Holy crap! That was a lot of things going on!

Doesn’t seem like such a raw deal to me. In Mark Davis, Las Vegas certainly got bangs for their buck.

Isn’t that the old joke about one of the best things about being gay is that your wardrobe automatically doubles when you’re in a relationship? Well, there you go.

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

This absolutely does not make up for Chris Cornell.

Flicked? I thought it was flipped, have I been wrong this whole time?