Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

The President is an alien.

The latest images from Wonder Woman all focus on Chris Pine’s Steve Trevor

I see Betsy DeVos curriculum is making the rounds.  

I assume the police have already tried “Accio prequel”?

I honestly don’t know how you can take that statement to mean he’s leaning toward eliminating the logo.

“Sure, I’m the owner and can make an executive decision that would shut it all down, but I also have a lot of hats and t-shirts adorned with it on the shelf and I need them sold before I decide to ax this logo. What can one guy do, ya know?”

I hate that this counts as progress.

This guy’s so intense. Bet he has crazy eyes.

Hmmm....something tells me Raptors don’t survive a scorched Earth approach.

“his outsized ‘Dark Knight’ persona. One teammate described a ‘sense of alienation’ that Harvey created around himself.”

Roethlisberger has thus far been unavailable for comment.

Wrong Said Fred.

That lightsaber is perilously close to her arm.

He just has to whip himself into shape and make sure his ego doesn’t get bruised if he doesn’t get a majority of the carries. Maybe branch out to accommodate different facets of the offense, you know, switch it up.

Lorde! What a punch!

Dammit, now I gotta go with:

I thought #scarghazi was already taken by Ghost in the Shell fans...

Scargate - Tony Montana discovers an ancient ring device and uses it to sell coke to other worlds.