Yes, I personally don’t care about the auto windows, but it is annoying when my car tells me “one of your four tires is low” and that’s it. Speaking of GM being cheap (or not), my buddy’s GMC tells him the air pressure of each tire.

Cocaine shark - DO DOO DO DOO DOO DOO

For over a decade all Dodge has done is add more power to cater to the bro crowd...then add even more power and obnoxious packages the next year. For over a decade!

Once you factor in how recklessly and aggressively they are driven on the streets...yeah, its a no from me dawg.  

It’s good that I can cram a bunch of stuff in a Miata.  However, I can’t cram me in a Miata, so as much as I’d like one, it’s a hard pass.

You forgot the most important feature: a MUTE button. My current microwave doesn’t have a way to silence the SIX loud beeps every cycle and I can’t wait for the thing to finally die so I can replace it with one that does.

Location: San Jose, CA

Cars all became our friend who aced the SAT, got his business degree, and is now doing a solid job raising his two kids in the suburbs while working his way up through middle management at a regional accounting firm. He’s a good friend and can hold his liquor on the semi-monthly occasion he comes out with us.

If they weren’t meant to cook kebabs, they shouldn’t have put ‘Lamb’ right there in the name. 

That's a fantastic headline.

The correct answer is any thing but calling California Cali.

Pole vault.

This is the correct answer, and is criminally understarred.

Passing.

“the Rocketman is set to become reality”

Totally agree. Halfway through “Eight Below” I turned to my wife (who had already seen it) and said “If Maya dies I am throwing my shoe through the TV!”

Not if the dog dies, I’m not gonna.

As a teenager, I thought you could do this. I learned it from “Hardcastle & McCormick”

David:

Did you offer to take them up into the Sierra to look at some of the real-life runaway truck ramps put there by (wait for it...) Caltrans?

Ha!  They got it back up and running fairly quickly.  And I did explain to a few people how to find the ramp.