Good to see that the Both Sidesists are still firmly in control... not.

I just hope that whoever gets the gig isn’t covered in a both sidesist way. That was how they covered John Kelly and it wasn’t very helpful. “John Kelly, the adult in the room.”  Please.  That wasn’t true and it won’t be true of whoever replaces him either.

I take it you did not participate in the early 90s trend of creating beaded necklaces?

Venezuela sells oil and coconut water, globally.  Interesting how everyone forgets that little tidbit when desperately trying to smear actual socialism with their example.  If anything, Venezuela is a cautionary tale of exploiting earth’s resources for personal gain.  

You win, ok?  I cannot do this any longer.  I’m tired.  You broke me.  You win. 

The 1990s Gen X hippies co-opted the yin yang from the ancient Japanese Samurai warrior class. The Gen X hippies redefined the YY as some odd notion of symbiosis. The Samurais never intended the YY to project feelings of harmony or companionship. That was all the Gen X hippies doing. The Samurais intended the symbol…

I am not a water-headed baby.  Goddamn you straight to hell you son of a bitch.

Kaep has the kind of rare social wisdom you don’t encounter all that often.  He’s got one of those voices that just connects.  You should hear the way my mom talks about him, and she doesn’t even like football.  He’s just, he’s got it. He’s got that it factor.

How dare you. I tried addressing your initial comment in a thoughtful and respectful way and this is what I get in response? A reply in caps lock? I didn’t do anything to deserve this. Nothing. I was trying to engage in lively debate on the internet and what for? What good is it when there are people like yourself…

Legalized marijuana is a Republican attempt to enslave the lower classes who habitually smoke the narcotic through permanently altered reality. What used to be a wage slave is now a psychological slave, infinitely more useful.

Not new. Gun ownership is essentially a surburbian statute, mandatory in many areas, and yet owning a gun in the city will get you jailed or worse. Violence, in its most basic form, also conforms to your allegory. The police have a monopoly on it and are free to use it at will so long as it is for the purpose of…

Maybe I’m missing some intended symbolism but I can’t for the life of me figure out why you would call an ordinary seagull an albatross.

Agree.  In retrospect, W was not that bad.  He and Obama share many characteristics, both personally and professionally. 

This symbol shoulders a decent portion of the blame for our current Both Sidesism mess. Gen X and the first Millennials were inundated with this propaganda throughout their formative years.

It’s not so much the access that gets me, it’s the Both Sidesism. There’s a high degree of correlation between the two but... how do you say this... Access Journalism cannot exist without Both Sidesism while Both Sidesism can exist without Access Journalism.

The plight of Kaep is a microcosm of all the world’s troubles.  We still have a lot to learn from him and should be thankful that, after all this, he’s still willing to teach us.

To be fair our execution policies are inhumane.  Waiting is the hardest part... and some have to do it for decades.

Ok, I’ll bite.  Can you name one instance of real socialism having ever been attempted?

LOL what a moron. AOC isn’t even Chinese.

Case closed.  We are the bad guys now.  China, if you are listening, invade.