Bahahahaha

Sounds fair. Though as the article’s investor “suspect list” shows, all the known clickbait-y content mills get big funding from these types. Seems worth assuming that an independent Grantland, likely attracting large numbers of men ~22-45 with at least Bachelor’s degrees, would be well worth their investment.

But see, y’all don’t know who is funding it. So it’s not really reporting per se. It’s more of a list of who isn’t funding it, which I find uninteresting. You know who also isn’t funding the Ringer? The Pope! Dennis Rodman! That kid from Jerry Maguire! Boom, I reported.

You undercut this point by condescendingly calling The Ringer “Bill Simmons’... new blog” in the title. Forgive him if he didn’t realize you meant to say “Bill Simmons’ new potential entertainment media behemoth.”

But why does this matter? Grantland was great and I'm happy at least some semblance of it has returned

“Smelling like alcohol” and “having watery eyes” should not get your picture all over the Internet as guilty of DUI.

To be fair, they’re both sanctimonious douches.

Unhappy Nick Foles is skipping Rams OTAs. Can you blame an American for being mad when someone comes in and takes his job? Sad!

He’s touring the country selling his new bottled meat line.

Seeking new revenue streams are a natural reaction to owing more money than you’re worth to an angry, leathery, orange former professional wrestler.

You say it like Hillary didn’t break her agreement to debate Bernie again before California.

so because she refused a debate, the mean ol mens shouldn’t have one? lol, the old lady had her a chance and she took her ball and went home, so fuck her.

I hope you’re not an English teacher because you don’t understand sentence construction.

False equivilancy. This has not a fucking thing to do with him or percived “respect”. This has to do with his family doing....... I don’t know what the fuck they are doing but if anyone is making him look like a asshole, it’s them.

I knew somebody would understand my pain. Thanks buddy.

Every time I drink a lot I wake up in the morning not feeling that great, no idea why. Can’t wait to collect the check that’s due me and my family for our suffering.

did Tony know Tobacco use could cause cancer? Yes. Do chew cans have warnings? Yes. Not sure how they would be liable/should be liable.

Yeah and what’s the point of using real humans instead of just perfected pitching and hitting machines? So dumb.

The only thing as tired as Simmon’s routine are the Deadspin posts complaining about him.

Deadspin’s whole schtick is about being one giant prickly asshole so of course you have a problem with someone else who is.