There are no giant doors at the top of the escalator and, even if they were, they would open every 2 seconds to let people out so it wouldn’t help much.

Yea, better to stay at the bottom said escalator and just sleep in the metro station for the night

Literally none of this is accurate.

Then I assume the highway system is funded by WMATA in a never ending cycle of shitty commuting.

Yea but you pay for that by having to live in a small town. Its almost like there are tradeoffs in life or something.

Except the metro goes to basically central MD and through Northern VA so its not JUST DC.

‘Due to a local government, 2 state governments and the federal government jockeying to for political points’ you mean.

I don’t know why the ‘well-written’ was in quotes. Seems unnecessary to throw shade at a guy who just wrote a funny story.

Just pay ~100 mil and they’ll have to add you to the group chat

Sounds like you should see someone about that.

This is ridiculous.

Yea this is the blind Lebron hate that is just comically fucking stupid. That guy has no idea what he’s talking about.

Exactly this.

Could you imagine the absolute diaper fire that would be happening right now if Lebron threw his mouth piece and hit a fan after being ejected?

Wow - these are some pseudo intellectual ramblings.

Isn’t a small club

YES! THIS IS ABOUT FEMINISM

Game Gear was the shit

Runners belong to the pitcher who let them on.

Do you not get annoyed when your boss or work stuff in general forces you to stay later than normal?