I hope you’re not an English teacher because you don’t understand sentence construction.

False equivilancy. This has not a fucking thing to do with him or percived “respect”. This has to do with his family doing....... I don’t know what the fuck they are doing but if anyone is making him look like a asshole, it’s them.

I knew somebody would understand my pain. Thanks buddy.

Every time I drink a lot I wake up in the morning not feeling that great, no idea why. Can’t wait to collect the check that’s due me and my family for our suffering.

did Tony know Tobacco use could cause cancer? Yes. Do chew cans have warnings? Yes. Not sure how they would be liable/should be liable.

Yeah and what’s the point of using real humans instead of just perfected pitching and hitting machines? So dumb.

The only thing as tired as Simmon’s routine are the Deadspin posts complaining about him.

Deadspin’s whole schtick is about being one giant prickly asshole so of course you have a problem with someone else who is.

Idon’t have a problem with her doing her job. What bugs me is that she straight-up gets the giggles while describing how she got the rapist off the hook. Also, she didn’t have to take the case, she did it as a favor for a pal.

This is crazy, like, I didn’t even say that and you put it in quotes. One more time to reiterate:

You do realize that kids learn words long before they learn what they actually mean? And once you form habits with words they’re hard to break?

I’m not referring to people with opinions about news stories, I’m explicitly calling the art students at Emory college (who protested “Trump 2016" written in chalk) crybaby, oversensitive cowards. Life is really, really hard for almost all of us, much tougher to deal with than that nonsense. My hope is that we ALL…

I’m drooling all over myself these comments are gonna be so good

all I’m saying is talk like this still goes on. It’s stupid to act like it doesn’t. Just watch 90% of stand up routines.

Your hot ex-girlfriend who you decided to break up with.

This is even better than hockey memes.

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This is federal judges reviewing the CBA of a union. The fact that it’s pro football players and not steamfitters or teamsters or whatever is pretty much immaterial.

We can tell because you don’t seem to have any idea how appeals courts function.