lol ‘we’re getting a bit tired of having to write a blog post every time...’

I already explained this. He sent a few guys on the team an email like a month later.

Of all the countries to fuck this up, you wouldn’t think it would be Israel.

whatever it is ill take the under

Are deadspin authors that draw more views paid more?

After all that ARod shit this would be zero percent surprising. Don’t want to play ball with us? Enjoy your ban. Particularly for no name utility type guys.

Its a real shame because he’s the weakest writer and middle of the road on intellect but in his mind he’s some sort of genius. I would feel bad for him if I cared enough to be concerned

Goddamn you are so up your own ass you can barely function

I wouldn’t worry about it. He isn’t capable of nuanced thought

Yea, you’re right. There is no way ESPN might have expectation of him having a major presence on twitter during the Super Bowl. Good call. This was definitely all about him building his brand which also doesn’t help ESPN in anyway. Nope, not one bit.

He sent all of us an email about a month later but ok

you’re insufferable

Yea, no they haven’t. No fucking shot they told them anything. We had a guy get booted for cheating on exams when I was playing college sports and they wouldn’t even tell us that. No way are they going to tell the team he got the axe for alleged sexual assault

Holy shit you are an idiot

Yea, I guess thats probably more accurate. If he was half as smart as he thinks he is, he would be running NASA.

I don’t mind that Albert isn’t all that intelligent and is a mediocre writer. Its really only a problem because he chose a profession where both of those issues are glaringly obvious with great regularity.

Oh Albert. Even when you’re obviously wrong, you still have the balls to say some nonsense along the lines of ‘Well, he wasn’t actually running for president then, he just wanted money. But now he is!’