Would watch.

Although right now is probably not the time to tell Floridians it’s also about the “motion of the ocean.”

Yeah, but what a punter-kicker combination. If the long snapper is in a punk band or something we might have to retire the title.

Oh, for fuck’s sake. Take out your grudge against Haisley elsewhere. He was pretty obviously using Bradley as an illustration - and an apt one — and being a bit tongue-in-cheek about him and his role. Grind your fucking ax somewhere else.

I call bullshit on your ignorance of African football. CAF is FAR deeper than CONCACAF and has more good teams despite a relative paucity of resources. I would absolutely take the fifth best team in Africa over the third best team in CONCACAF every single time.

Probably because a second-division German team would run a train through the MLS, so playing there is still far better than coming home and playing here?

This story is interesting to me because I find that my swelling issues usually occur in the days immediately *following* a Vegas trip.

Sorry — I had been responding to the initial poster and confused the two of you because I’m dumb.

Or they are about a history of white supremacy ...

Hmmm <lightbulb goes on>: A young adult novel about the travails of a young adult novelist, as depicted in the in-novel YA novel. MONEEEEEEEE PLEEEEEEZE!

Who’s crying? Maybe you shuld stop projecting. You are spewing nonsense about team-switching and something about investing in a second-tier Spanish team as if it has fuckall to do with the arguments in the article.

And literally none of this makes for a real criticism of Haisley in this piece. Again, people’s knees jerk so hard when he posts that they lose all rationality. So let’s say that he should become a carpetbagger fan. What does that have to do with his argument?

In what way do you see any of these suggestions to be legitimate criticism as opposed to knee-jerk anti-Haisley venting? He’s making legitimate criticisms of Barca, it would seem. And so your response is that he should either: Start rooting for a new team (does that go for everyone who criticizes the teams they like?…

It’s corn libel, not corn slander, right?

“Right” and “Left” have roots far deeper than simply the Cold War and it’s silly and ahistorical to assert otherwise.

For boys, participation rates in 7 of the top ten most popular sports is up, including soccer. Indeed, soccer saw the geratest numerical increase, with more than 9,000 new boys playing.

Over the years you’ve accumulated lots of athletes in lots of sports who might well have made lots of money. The billionaire former cross country runner, long-time donor, and potential huge donor? He might not be thrilled about you cutting his strongest connection to his university. There are more of these than you…

And by the way, you cumbubbling shit gaper, your first response here, despite your high roller situation, was this:

By the way, initially your response was “I spent a few months in Central America working for a big oil company. They put me through a one day security course. One of the first things they told us is that pretty much anywhere outside of N America, shorts immediately identify you as an American tourist. Ditto baseball…

Since I’ll be in first class with you, and since anyone can pose as anything they want, and since the actual things you are writing are indicative of a poseur when it comes to international travel (“steerage?”), I’m guessing that unless there is a bathroom next to the computer where you’re googling your airline status…