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His four-year scholarship is not guaranteed. Every scholarship at every school in the NCAA that offers scholarships is for one year, renewable. The coach may have *promised* him four years, but it is not guaranteed, per NCAA rules.

*Nationally ranked* ultimate in the *MAC*, which makes him an expert on Little League softball punishment protocols, he’ll have you know.

No, you literally said that you only read three words of my post (which you then responded to). I extrapolated from there and from the quality of the rest of your writing.

I’m extrapolating by your writing coupled with the pride in only reading three words of my post (yet somehow commenting on something in that post you allege not to have read) that the language perplexes you.

I’m thrilled with how my career ended up. But I’m not surprised that “Too long, couldn’t read” was the default setting of an (alleged) former MAC varsity athlete.

No, he/she literally clarified on their own without being confronted on it because IT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER. They said unprompted that they “only” played club sports, and your response was the rampantly dickheadish, “So you would’ve never played in an important game anyway...” And you did? What “important” game did…

I don’t think the guy who wrote “Just because people take it serious” gets to call anyone dumb. I’m sure you guys were “really good” nationally. Problem is, you are now deciding who gets to weigh in with personal athletic experience, and have decided that the safety school mid-major paradise of the MAC is the final…

Dude, you were an athlete in the MAC and you’re acting like you ran out in Death Valley on a Saturday night. The other guy wasn’t chest puffing — he was simply saying what would have meant something to him as a punishment. YOU have consistently been the twatwaffle in this conversation. (Signed, a former MAC Grad…

Yeah, baseball caps are *slightly* less common (but in 2017 still basically ubiquitous) but shorts? Jesus. Tell South Africans and Australians that shorts are an American affectation and you’ll get laughed out of the room (possibly after the beating and mockery you would so richly deserve).

Also a professor, Texas. If I’m teaching, pants. I’m in my office right now. Not teaching. Shorts. Or whateverthefuck I want to wear. Tenure is nice, but so is common sense. All of my colleagues who are here for whatever reason dress comfortably. “Professionalism” in our world is measured in so many other ways that…

I travel all over the world regularly. The “only Americans wear shorts/baseball hats” thing was out of date by 2000. This is a pretty good example of people who want to seem worldly proving they know fuckall about what happens in the world.

5.4 yards per carry as a guy always coming from another sport straight to a season in process isn’t impressive? You sir, haven’t the foggiest idea what you are talking about.

Wait — he wants all of the benefits and none of the risks? Are you sure Jeter isn’t already an owner of an American professional sports team?

If you’re gonna be a pretentious twatwaffle, at least be proper. “What is this legitimacy of which you speak?” (Also note spelling.)

Except it is literally against the rules of every golf course I have ever been at. As in, you know you cannot do that. We’re going to have to ask you to leave. Now please.

Me, because I had to review it. It’s not awful, and Savage knows a lot about football, but it is a goddamned knob job to Saban, and that grew old fast.

Yeah, you tell ‘em. I like my ‘Murican sports where you’ll never, ever see any rioting or violence, nosirree.

Is “performing” a gerund there? No. No it is not. It is a straightforward verb.

Well, I am not surprised to see Stephen Douglas showcase someone else who likes to embrace debate.