Not you! Lemme get going on another post you may care about more.

February 7

1 centimeter? 30 degrees? i might as well lie down and die right now.

Dear Nevada,

I don’t see what’s so offensive about the Women’s Equal Trade Fellowship of Anaheim, Rosemead, and Torrance.

It’s not all bad. We do provide “Welcome Home” baskets for the homeless and thank paroled convicts for their service.

Are we surprised? California is a communist shithole with a deathly aversion to fun and hurt fee-fees. I imagine California as that one retired neighbor you had that had nothing to do all day but look out the window and complain about what they saw times roughly 40 million.   

A clear warning sign would also be if the interviewer forgot to spray tan the top of his head...

Always so fucking negative. What about all the economic benefits the games created? Not a single mention, not one.

“their three-year sentence feels light given the savagery of the act.”

It was probably guided by Apple Maps.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Am I the only one that places the blame on the shithead motorists driving too fast for conditions over the top of a hill?

Oh sure. When the dog climbs into an open cop car it’s cute and understandable. But when I do it I’m “going to jail for sure” and “a sick son-of-a-bitch and need to put my pants back on”.

Banana for reference:

That’s rude, she should leaf that roof alone.