Also, an elevated level of stupidity.

no that’s still too expensive for him

Dude, Dumb American is not the preferred nomenclature. Ill informed Patriot, please.

I am a millennial and I am deeply offended by thi..... Damnit.

Sounds like you’ve never had a mother in law.

I like how rural white that want manufacturing jobs to return are delusional, but people who want $15 an hour for unskilled labor are righteous.

this article was so on point, i starred it yesterday.

That $4 billion has done good for a lot of people. Where do you think that $4 billion went? A bunch of people designed the ship. A bunch of people built the ship. A bunch of people made the materials that went into building the ship. Undoubtedly, some of that money went to people who just padded the invoices…

That opening segment was bloody brilliant, a big FU to the BBC. The visuals, the storyline, and the music were spectacular.

Last night I mentioned to my wife that I might do this (spatchcocking) to the turkey this year. She was skeptical.

Autoplay is always a startling and obnoxious thing when multiple tabs are open. Always takes me a second to find the right one.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

Getting paid overtime to jerk off? TIL I made a very poor career choice ...

Of course the counter argument is that you are basically dictating how he should live his life based on your whims and desires, i.e. YOU’RE FREE TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT AS LONG AS YOU DON’T DO ANYTHING I DON’T LIKE.*

I don’t find the trailer an eyesore. The country is at odds with each other because people like you feel the need to push your idea of what a “decent human” is onto other people. Laws and property rights were created for people just like you. This trailer isn’t hurting anyone, it isn’t causing a decrease in…

I would be angry at the whole world too, if i drove a Chevy Aveo.

I heard one time about a mechanic who accidentally got some brake fluid in his mouth, and realized he liked the taste. It started a little bit at a time, but a couple of weeks later, he was drinking four or five bottles a day, having developed a preference for DOT 3. His friends and coworkers held an intervention to…

You can add badges like this one

Headline: Open a Coconut Without Tools!

So you spent a year conditioning a 7 year old that Donald Trump was the monster under the bed and when that fateful day came you were shocked by his reaction. One that you admittedly cannot distinguish between normal tantrums and his reaction to the news.

Wow.

You could have said something like “Everyone deserves a fair…