What?! And open your mouth so a toenail can go flying in there? No thanks.

After reading that, I don’t think Bush had anythign to do with your husband leaving.....

This would be the picture at baggage claim:

Once when I was trying to get home for Thanksgiving, some nozzle took my cab. When I finally made it to the airport, he ended up sitting next to me. After we got in the air he took off his shoes AND socks, and would not shut up. Weather diverts our flight to somewhere in the midwest and all the rooms are rented out in…

I’ve seen what a robin and a turkey vulture can do to a plane. Haven’t seen a peoplestrike. That would be a huge mess......

Because the plane doors open inward, and are larger than the openings.

I dunno, sounds like an amusing one form some other person’s point of view.  Suck for yours though.

Yeah, Sub 2 year old and sub 1 year old. Here in Albuquerque, that is alot. There are other places that cost less, but this is definitely one of those “you get what you pay for” things we don’t want to cheap out on.

Sad this hasn’t been posted

I work 4/10's to save on the daycare expenses. I look forward to when the little guys are in school. Presently, it is $2050/month for them to go to daycare for 4 days a week......

30% Bondo, 20% rust, 40% insulation, 8% used motor oil, 1% power steering fluid and 1% dirty brake fluid.

If only there was a prescription to fix that... They seem to have something to fix/treat everything else, stupidity can’t be that far off.

When did the British annex Colombia? Did I miss that new story?

I think they used the CR-V lady to write the AI.

Yes, our health insurance, dental, vision, etc. are based on your pay tiers. When you move up to the next tier, you pay more.... IN my case it was a 30% increase per paycheck when I got bumped into the next pay band. $21 extra per check was enough to cost me an extra $120 in medical alone.

You don’t want to support then cause they have a calisthenics program?

At least she died before the fire....

HA!

Toy truck, toy tools.......