And that’s when I shot him your Honor....

Later you will discover the little button behind the seat that the backseat pax can use to gain more legroom

It’s Infiniti, not Infinity

Anything from/by David Tracy.

Why am I grey again?

I can’t wait to see the episode of Hoarders: Buried alive, David Tracy Edition

Yeah, I am not sure what the fascination is either. Have been to one/two when visiting various places, didn’t get what the hype was about.

Dude on the right is all up in arms that he can’t see the woman’s breasts? They must be magnificent, considering everyone else stopped fighting to look at them....

Open an In-n-Out

They make some ointment you can give the cat so it doesn’t clog as much.

“Yea the title seemed really fucking weird. It sounds like it was written by an inexperienced writer.”

Those look like sweet potatoes to me!

“ And its likely stronger than the factory.”

That’s not a BONK, this is a BONK even makes a BONK noise!

NO, it isn’t “Hooray airbags” it is

You must be here after Casey Chan left......

Then you wake up one day living somewhere near Detroit with a bunch of rusted out Chrysler/FCA products in your yard, greasy car parts in your dishwasher and your washing machine filled with used motor oil.......

I lol’d too hard at that