The Lakers rookies keep getting better at hiding things.

This is the Twitter equivalent of hitting a hard 18 in Blackjack, pulling a 3, and then telling everyone else at the table it was statistically the right move because you got 21.

Yeah, I spent a week whacked out on [REDACTED] back in the 90's - coincidentally, it was the only way I could handle a week in Cleveland.

And to think that this is merely the first of two interviews the Cowboys require before signing a player.

[REDACTED] is a hell of a drug

She looks EXACTLY like a stat-girl from the lacrosse team that I hooked up with for a semester; I have always liked her for that. I miss college.

Harrison’s advice on how to get Peyton Manning out of the game was just as harsh: “Breathe on him. Or maybe touch him lightly”

To be fair, both these guys are on a lot of drugs.