My favorite Breast Cancer Awareness shirt I've seen is "Check Yourself Before You Wreck Your Shelf" - not exactly sexy, by any means, but it makes me giggle a bit. And obviously, you wouldn't be wrecking anything, per say, it's just...funny.

Aww, this just makes my ovaries want to esplode. Did you see the rubber ducky outfits too?

Just imagine what it's like to be a STEP-grandchild. When my step-dad's father passed away - and I loved that man greatly; he was amazing - my brother and I weren't even listed in the obituary as grandchildren, but my cousin's illegitimate child was. My parents married when I was 4, so my step-dad has been raising me…

It's taken a weird, weird turn. That is all. I still love it.

My husband has a very firm vendetta against the Zooey. Anytime she appears on television, he changes it with words like "pretentious" and "vapid". It made it really hard to watch those 4 episodes of Weeds she was on a few years back.

Psh, speak for yourself, I just haven't lost the baby weight in the allotted 3 and a half days.

Apparently. So what does that say about the rest of the population?

I begged for Adeline when I had my last daughter. Her name is Marissa now. But my husband and I have a thing where he names the girls and I'll get to name the boys, should we have any.

Should you ever find yourself in Montana, go to West Glacier's maze. It's not made of corn, but of wood, and they CHANGE IT, so even if you've done it once, chances are is that it's completely different than the last time you went. And then go to the Mystery House outside of Kalispell.

I imagined that dinner party would be full of vapid silence. Seriously, what do they all have in common, outside of Diddy and Kanye having semi-popular music careers at one point and terrible clothing lines?

A few days ago, I had to ask the gentleman I was speaking with to move his mouthpiece. Which made me sound like a giant asshole, but I had to, it's distracting when I'm trying to type a string of 30 goddamn numbers into a phone.

I used to work at Claire's. I'd come home and cover my babies in glitter cuddles. We still have glitter pillowcases that have been through the wash at least 11 or 12 times.

I activate cell phones for a living, so those people that have their mouthpieces an inch away from their faces and are mouth breathers drive me crazy.

At Wal-Mart, there aren't specific price change people, at least at none of the ones I've worked at. The manager of the department does the price changes themselves, and if they get lazy (and they do, believe me) or there are 900 price changes, sometimes new tags don't get put out. And price changes at Wal-Mart are an…

I have three seriously intuitive young children in my house, so my word of choice is "Balls!" and I seriously yell that all around the place. Even at work, in which my immediate supervisor supplies "...sack!" Yeah. We're a bit juvenile.

Why, yes, yes it was.

Well, at least I can say I had chosen one of Death Cab's songs for my wedding song long before Twilight was even a movie. How hipster of me.

My husband listens to me learning Spanish via Rosetta Stone for one of my college classes and asked, "Why haven't you gotten better yet? You're like, what? 12 weeks in?" I sound fabulous in my head too, but I think it's the drinking that gets the words to slur together properly. Like almohada? (pillow) Yeah, that's…

I too grew a whole shoe size, but I was too young (19) during my first pregnancy to own a pair of investment shoes, so I wasn't worried. But if they were to grow again in any subsequent pregnancy I may have, I would be uber-pissed.

Nope, not a party girl; actually, I haven't heard much of anything about her personal life on gossip sites or anything. She's in a few bigger movies, but I'm not sure why you'd know her if you've never seen her movies.