I completely forgot Matt Damon was in it until you reminded me. 

The White House will not tolerate refusals from the DHS from utilizing napalm flamethrowers at babies.

That is some toxic and hypocritical reporting you’re doing - posting the image of those children on this high traffic website when the whole point of the story is about preserving some dignity and privacy over the lives of celebs’ little kids. Come on, that’s some trash reporting.

Everywhere?  I haven’t seen it anywhere except right here.

That is the most irresponsible rationale I have seen used outside the White House.

That’s the joke.  It’s parody and social commentary on the world of the super-rich being filled with superficial vapid things. 

but they just came out of NOWHERE!!!!

If you just pretend it’s a Mustang leaving a coffee shop, it’s a lot less baffling

I would think that rather than cops, city zoning inspectors might knock on some doors. Or city business license inspectors. There are a few local administrative bodies that could enforce existing rules without using cops.

It seems like a thing that should be covered by zoning regulations.  Residential areas should be fairly easy to regulate as “don’t use these as hotels”

David.  I heard a report someone found an original license plate bolt off a 1971 Jeep at the bottom of a drained pond in Washington State.  I think this could be the basis for a fun restoration project.

David is the most ridiculous Don Quixote of lost causes. The man will pour his blood and sweat and hours of his life into the most absurd vehicles that defy all financial principles and also for some reason, persists upon pushing forward despite the fact every single one of these projects will fail to impress the…

This is the evidence of Russian troll farms.

but why?

but why?

We totally know he is.  Nobody seems to give a shit to do anything about that.

Asymmetric is the kindest gentlest way to describe that dead in the eyes look of utter porcine bitchface.

“I totally meant to do that.”

My counterpoint would be that a romantic partner in a long term relationship will never be a perfect soulmate match. There will be differences. And those differences will require you to compromise/sacrifice somewhat. The test is whether those sacrifices are tolerable or not tolerable to you. I don’t think that a sign…

Yeah my SO is sober and I don’t like to drink alone.  At first I was a little frustrated that I didn’t have a “drinking buddy” anymore (she quit drinking during our relationship - for good reasons too).  But over time, I realized a few things:  We were saving GOBS of money by not buying alcohol.  Wine, beer, liquor -…

He’s got balls alright.  The problem is that they’re firmly encased inside the fist of Vladimir Putin.  Our president is a Russian asset.  Fuck all Maga hatters.