I don’t care

let’s saw down some critical parts so they fail randomly once he has it running for a while

HAHA YOU GUYS, YOU FELL FOR IT!  IT WAS ALL A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT! HAHA I TOTALLY GOT YOU GUYS!!

What he meant to say was “wouldn’t” instead of “would”.  Sort of a double negative.  This should clarify things on the whole.

I’ve driven Miatas. I’ve driven a FD3S. Both are Mazdas. Both are somewhat similar in dimensions.  Both are well balanced at 50/50.  Both had manual transmissions. The Miata is fun to drive but the FD3S with 255hp was more fun.  Lower power is never “more” fun.  They’re less than. 

IPAs are ok but I agree, they’re not all that I want to drink.  I like a good Heffeweizen.  A dark Irish beer.  Or a glass of warm milk.

It’s still my understanding that a motion picture is directed by a certain leadership and if they make a decision to cast Scarlett instead of anyone else, that’s really their prerogative.  I don’t know why people are targeting Scarlett - she’s not the exec prod or casting exec for this production. 

yes but the property is titled under ownership of the archdiosces of that particular parish so technically still owned by an identified incorporated private party that is not God

and guns.  this is America.  everyone should have a few guns on their person at all times.  in case of tyranny.

because we all own bone-shaped cell phones

They charge for floormats as if they are options too so...

“in my opionion he would have won this case”

easy.  You slip the chronometer guy a $20 and ask him to start the clock like, 4 minutes after the car has left.

The dealer didn’t really break any laws. If they don’t want your trade-in, they’ll tell you it’s worth $0. If you take them up on it and accept the trade, that’s on you.

I don’t understand why you’d spend money to wash an Intrepid

“It’s so much more fun to drive a slow car fast” fucking hipsters.

Maybe they never take it over 55mph and keep the revs down to 2,300rpms

and honestly, 9,000RPM to get to the top HP is a little ridiculous.

no, only black males. Everyone else seems to stand around in amazement while black dudes have jumped 3 zip codes on foot

Who are the owners of Newsweek, and what are their minor children’s names and what schools do they attend and what are their net worth and let’s put photographs of them everywhere.