easy.  You slip the chronometer guy a $20 and ask him to start the clock like, 4 minutes after the car has left.

The dealer didn’t really break any laws. If they don’t want your trade-in, they’ll tell you it’s worth $0. If you take them up on it and accept the trade, that’s on you.

I don’t understand why you’d spend money to wash an Intrepid

“It’s so much more fun to drive a slow car fast” fucking hipsters.

Maybe they never take it over 55mph and keep the revs down to 2,300rpms

and honestly, 9,000RPM to get to the top HP is a little ridiculous.

no, only black males. Everyone else seems to stand around in amazement while black dudes have jumped 3 zip codes on foot

Who are the owners of Newsweek, and what are their minor children’s names and what schools do they attend and what are their net worth and let’s put photographs of them everywhere.

HE’S PISSING HIMSELF, SHOOT HIM!

is that why you guys run away when David Blaine does a magic trick?

It’s pretty limited because the listings are in such 1% locations spread around the world like Dubai or Hong Kong. It would be nice if this service could grow into a wider base so there were more local options.

I don’t understand how this shit for brains got into Yale. She obviously belongs in Cornell.

I think both celebs are astute, or employ PR people who are astute, to act and react in a manner that spins and helps their client use events and conflict in a manner that enhances their value and exposure, ultimately making these “beefs” a very mutually beneficial relationship over the long run. See Coke vs Pepsi

It’s a sound rule of thumb but my 1972 Mercedes Benz 280SE W118 came with fuel injection and the wide radius Nardi wood wheel suited it really nicely.

What do you mean Sanders is a liar? I am shocked. Shocked I say. Where are my pearls so that I may clutch them!

I fucking love this shitbox. Everything about it is sacrilegious in every direction possible. It’s a rolling middle finger to North America, Italy, and anyone with delicate sensibilities. It’s a middle finger to rat rod lovers even. This thing. This thing is an abomination. It is offensive to car culture. It…

WHY DID YOU TURN???

I’m sure the cancer patients love hearing that

I sprinkle Total cereal into my hair bc it contains 100% of many vitamins and minerals.

and we just hate those damn cancer-having assholes