Also: David Blaine. Black people scatter and run when David Blaine demonstrates a card trick outside on the street corner.

It’s too bad. Nissan wouldn’t have to do much to the GTR - just give it a sheetmetal facelift, update some of the user interface inside the cockpit... That car has a long life ahead with its current performance capabilities.

they also tend to taste more bitter after the expiration date.

Magnets... how do they work? Miracles all around me.

Oh please, don’t tell me sex isn’t happening in the slave colonies of Mars. Nice try.

45 days later is so much hotter. I mean, look at it. So much more orange. It’s almost presidential.

When I was 28, I owned a 1972 Mercedes Benz 280SE. W108 chassis for those in the know. It had a 4.5L V8 and I believe a 3 speed automatic. A Mitsubishi Eclipse with all the riced out trimmings came up to me on the freeway. It was an open road for a good quarter mile. So I punched it. We both raced and I beat him. My…

He was disqualified from his blood draw program because he would shoot the subject and hold up a vial under the entry wound to collect the sample.

Officer Cosby would disagree with you.

In that case, why even bother getting a blood draw?

Maybe that’s what he wanted. Just to sit at a desk til pension kicks in.

DING DING DING!!!

Not possible. Cops are immune to personal liability for shit they do during the course of their work, even if it’s wrong.

Actually it’s about to look a lot more militant because Trump allowed military gear to be distributed to law enforcement agencies.

His use of force is a complete abuse of power. He’s just a bully - a thug - with a badge and a gun. This happens more often than it should - it’s not about “one bad apple” but about large batches of rotten apples.

From other sources, I am told that there are “HIPAA” rules which are extremely firm on patient rights so that if this nurse complied with the cop’s demands, she would have lost her license and the hospital would have been in big trouble for breaking some very fundamental rules about patient rights.

Would you give this advice to someone who is drunk?

I have a theory that somewhere, these people do have a faith in God and they were successful in growing their church and took as a sign that they were chosen and special. They kept growing, and they applied these tactics that resulted in a lot of money coming their way... and they kept thinking that this was exactly…

When you feel like you are acting on the behalf of God, all your actions are validated. Including being a bastard.

I swear these “1/10" beef patties they use at McD are just insulting. They’re like the size of cookie.