Same here. Joke’s on her, all I do is take pictures of my penis.

“this person committed suicide by slicing open their wrists using the heat shields while attempting to twist the oil filter off. case closed. pack it up boys.”

What is the normal “dose” when it comes to these things?

What I want to know is how much of a car person are the top management members at Ford and GM? I understand that skills critical to be running a corporation are not necessarily tied to some antiquated knowledge of tuning a carburetor, but if you don’t love cars in a way that you’re willing to get some dirty grease…

I’ve always liked the 190SL better than the gullwing.

as a non-white, non-African-American person, I am personally surprised that African-Americans are not rising up to bloody revolt more often.

Big people fit inside a WW2 submarine too.

The kind of tree I am is a money tree. I am going to sprout money for your company thanks to my work ethic, my skillset, and my experience. Now let’s talk about what kind of tree the compensation package thinks it is.

I declare BANKRUPCY!!!!

weird. Although, despite the uneven door configuration, the overall design is still symmetrical as far as shape, lines, and proportions.

Faustian deal

“where is the seat recline lever?”

He counted on you to perform an ocular patdown

I know... I would have thought she would have had some modicum of self awareness to understand that she is a hated figure and as such, would refrain from showing her stupid face in public.

So is this Pacifica a smaller version of the the Town and Country?

I’m imagining a long smeared streak of poop on both cheeks and a poop shaped like a lasagna noodle coming out, all long and flat.

I’m imagining a long smeared streak of poop on both cheeks and a poop shaped like a lasagna noodle coming out, all…

Within the subset of humorous devices, the repetitive nature of a given idea in itself, by its repetition beyond the reasonable number of iterations, becomes the comedic effect itself. The audience finds the release through laughter as the only easy safety valve in this otherwise hellish labyrinthian spiral of…

a kind of conceit which triggers an internal cerebral reaction of surprise and unexpected misdirection. Laughter is often an appropriate acknoweldgment of this event having taken place in the subject.

I was thinking that the V12 must have a different power curve than the V8 and so as a way to maximize its efficiency (My guess is higher torque at lower rpms on the V12), the gearing should reflect that... but I’m just talking out my ass.

I got very little sleep and worked very much but I can’t afford a V12.