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This is the stupidest shit I've ever seen. This is the funniest thing I've seen today.

I owed both of the cars you pictured. My VW GTI was a metallic green apple and my 2002 was mostly burgundy. Mostly burgundy and rust. Both were fun to drive and kind of problematic for different reasons. The BMW was such a simple machine, it couldn't help but be reliable and fun. Unfortunately, many pieces within…

Mrs. Walton wouldn't be seen dead in this plebian craft that rocks and rolls at the whim of a slight chop. It would take all day to get around viewing the islands. Mrs. Walton will stick to viewing the island real estate market by helicopter thank you very much.

I love parts of it too. I think a convertible style top would be the way to go. When you're out on this thing, chances are it will be a bright sunny day. Having an open air canopy would really be the way to go with an option to close things up.

...and you would be liable for unlawful imprisonment, a civil tort that carries punitive damages due to intentional motives. So... no, that would not have been advisable. A cop would have charged you for initiating and escalating the trouble. That's my best guess as to how L.E.O. would see it.

performance wise, how would a Shelby 427 Cobra fare against a 911 GT3?

it's not really a black and white thing - it's more of a "spectrum" sort of thing isn't it?

these fighters seem tiny. What kind of application would they have in a combat situation? It would seem that they'd have a short range, not much payload capacity, and lower speeds...

bike racks became a thing??? Why was I not informed? Bike racks are so stupid. They're good utilitarian things to keep your bike on your car but it became a thing???

I guess if you have 7 occupants in the van and a long trip, you'd need extra room for the luggage but man, I hope it's not "a thing"... Why on earth would it become a "thing" at all??

Somebody flunked from Art Center...

what is this? a plane for ants??

This mix-up is repugnant like trying to eat chocolate cake at the same time as you're eating a Cobb salad. I have an Odyssey and I've owned a FD rx7 (which I both kind of hate for reliability reasons) and mixing performance with a minivan is a bit demented. Ultimately, this monstrosity is like a moped. Probably…

This fucking 80's Cylon-faced front grill design makes my teeth hurt. The rear end looks pinched like a Swede's anus that was just sprayed with Tabasco sauce. Sideways, it looks like a compact sedan with no more elegance than a Nissan Sentra. Screw this. I've owned 2 Lexuses but these are too ugly for words. I…

you're joking but I can totally see an art director tossing this in the middle of a table at a design meeting and saying "This. This is our starting point. Use this as your inspiration." in a completely sober tone and then dozens of Design Center grads go running to their 3D modeling workstations and try to make…

Veyron driver was busy spreading dijon mustard for the first half. Then he remembered where he was.

yeah it's not bristling with canons and decks and handrails... it's like a cold brick of death we show off to nations and quietly and implicitly threaten to shove hot fiery explosives up their general population after we label them terrorist status if they get in the way of our general interests.

did it fly?

no, I think that both actors have had some brilliant moments (Cruise: Born on the Fourth of July; Cage: Leaving Las Vegas) but have both settled into a smart but long series of shallow acting performances. Money wise, Cruise brings more cash into the box office than Cage. Both actors are a little kooky but at least…