at least if they hire old man Phillips, this kid will have someone to buy him beer. After they lose. Their 11th straight.

call me crazy, but don’t they have a domed stadium downtown with a recent vacancy? Is soccer somehow MORE unwatchable under a roof?

not Toyota Sports Center. This is Valley Ice. There is a common denominator of douchenozzle at all rec hockey venues. The numerator is wildly high at Valley Ice, especially compared to Toyota.