She was trying to win $250,000. For that, I would pitch a fucking tent and camp out in a fucking Zumba studio.

"Wait wait wait. Is that really how you run your editorial meetings? "I'd like to read something about Gwyneth Paltrow"? First of all: That's not a story idea. That's not a pitch. There's no narrative there."

Oh please. That's exactly how Jezebel/Gawker and tabloids run their editorial meetings. You write about vapid…

"Maybe in a perfect world, adults could deliver lessons about veggies and playing outside without making kids feel like shit about themselves..."

It's hard to see how we can help kids stay healthy until society gets its fat hate under control.

Whenever I see Nate Ruess, I just miss The Format. So much better than fun.

but, pageviews.