Fuckin Thanos.

He just got tired of being reminded that what Jesus would actually do is the exact opposite of what Republican Jesus would do.

House Chaplin: Blessed are the poor.

Joint Mexico-Canada bid, then?

Arrogant American does not get his way so takes his Balls and goes home.

I’m also from upstate, and I vaguely remember having to do 12 hours of community service for whatever the senior-level social studies class was called. This was ‘04-’05, so I’m a little hazy on it now. A walkout/protest seems like something my teacher would have been behind but my school absolutely would have put a…

That’s especially shameful on the school’s part: “Be civically engaged, but only in ways that let us use you! Expressions of agency are Not Allowed!”

Maybe in Argentina!

I wasn’t smart enough to be a nerd, but Bill Haverchuk was the most relatable character I’ve ever seen on TV.

If what I’m watching right now is any indication, the Wizards are not “pretty good,” so you can toss those hypotheses right in the trashcan.

Just play my “My country tis of thee”

“Dez walked out saying I’ll see Guys twice this year”

My high school economics & government teacher (late middle-aged black man) said “great googly moogly” at least once every other class period.

FIRST THING I WANTED TO WRITE.

“Or, is there video of this happening that the public will see?”

Me too. My Irish mother spent most of my childhood screaming at us very white kids “are you kids out of your cotton-picking minds.” To be clear:

That’s literally my face right now. I’ve heard that term used in place of swearing since I was a little kid. I honest to God never made the connection.

Damn. Beat me to it (NO PUN INTENDED)

look, pal, it goes God > Country > Family. domestic abuse is outranked.

It would be amazing if they did a miniseries...do 6 eps where they try and fail to reboot TGS. Then end it with a whole episode about how dumb reboots are.