I’m actually buying this based on the fact that I think it’s all fat and no muscle.
It’s easy to look at guys like Chancellor and think there’s no way they could be the same weight but that dude probably has single digit body fat, where as Trump is probably...let’s say 30%.
Do some quick back of the napkin math (from…

Like Rear Admiral Floyd Hiney?

See, he grew up with it not being part of America, as senility generally loses newer memories and information first so he may well have forgotten anything past his 20's by now.

Stopped reading the article to mention Nirvana, happy to see I am not the only one. Literally one of the best unpluged’s of all time......Fight me.

Nirvana’s version of “Man Who Sold The World” from MTV Unplugged is fantastic.

LaVar just voluntarily shipped half his family to Lithuania. Portland isn’t remote enough. Maybe Mongolian powerhouse Hovd Shonkhoruud?

Look I know the bar is pretty low with President Trump, but please don’t make us say President Cuomo.

I hope he remembers this fabulous burn. Deadspin/ all you Giz sites might win - bigly! Get your acceptance speeches ready, guys.

Out of all the terrorists in Arkansas, I am willing to bet none of them are Muslim and 100% of them would vote for her.

What on Earth does this have to do with World Peace?

i knew lavar had a problem with the team’s rotation, but this is really meta...

I love that your question got a half dozen answers that are all over the place, but each is fairly confident.

Yeah, but he was a Cardinal, so no doubt he covered it up The Right Way.

This is a real feel-good story. Recruitment by Twitter is something everyone can get behind because, like hiring a 2-person power company in Montana to fix Puerto Rico’s electrical grid after getting a LinkedIn message, it’s clear that there’s really nothing that can go wrong for the Ball brothers in Lithuania!

This anecdote sure does not make it seem like hordes of European clubs were clamoring to sign LiAngelo and LaMelo!

Here’s the thing, unless this was the literal deadline for him to veto it, if his concerns were purely policy related he could easily share them privately, encourage changes that would fix the issue, and promise to address a revised bill again. The veto would be merely procedural, all the parties would know that, and…

Courts have already ruled on it. If speech has political merit it can not be banned.

“Fuck Nazis” is a political statement and therefore is absolutely covered by the 1st Amendment.

What Mitchell forgets is that the Browns have always been tired of winning.

Not the first time today I’ve seen the Browns leave streaks around the lower bowl while circling the drain.