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“ My boy is leading the NCAA in steals!”

That’s actually worth saluting

A ha!!

I drove a Geo Storm in high school. That is certainly not an experience I want to re-live.

“We’re on a mission from God!”

I’d give you another star but would hate to take you to 70.

On days that end with “ber”

Steel yourselves for a total recall.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

There’s a good lesson for all you kids out there. If you want to waste your life, don’t do drugs, just enrol in a religious-based school.

The Vice President of the United States of America assumed women weren’t allowed to attend NFL games. His penis made him leave when he saw otherwise.

Trump’s biggest business successes rarely came from actual business deals per se, at least as a real estate developer. He made it big in the early/mid 80s recession when he had cash when no one else did and gambled big on the NY real estate market, hitting it exactly when it was about to rebound.... but then nearly

I don’t think it served him especially well in business either. Most of his companies failed badly, and most of his successes seemed to come from a willingness on his part to be far less ethical than anyone else. And his claims to be really rich are based on subjective assessment which ignore his liabilities and

Fuck Yeah!

If you all keep mining (no pun intended) rural Appalachia the Root is going to post a story like this and it’s going to be someone I am related to.

That’s what bothers me, now. The post-election racism has been so damn lazy. Like, if you’re going to insult me, could you at least put some effort into it? Ugh.

I said, ‘Well…what if the end result of this is that the Flames have to move?’ And he said to me, ‘Then they’ll have to move.’

But there is nothing more dangerous, especially in this climate, than a funny, likable conservative character

When Trump announced the ban, he said he’d made the decision “in consultation with my Generals,” an assertion which now begs the question: And which generals might those be?