I don’t care about bigger engines. I want bigger legroom!

Ms. Sherman, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and…

...I have pressed charges with the justice court against the school’s principal as well as the school’s counselor.”

Barr refused to go into the details of the call but did note that the two television actors discussed working on the small screen and ratings...

According to CNN, the real culprit behind the Postal Service’s massive loss is the fact that it owes “billions in retirement obligations to its workers that it can’t afford.”

There are 40 life-size wax figures of Amish people, some mechanical, for sale in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, according to a Craigslist ad that will haunt me forever. Most of them are men, some of them are women and children, and there’s a dog.

I love baseball. I love watching just two random teams. But my local radio station carries the Yankees games from NY, and I...just...can’t. Listening to Waldman is like dragging a cheese grater over my face and Sterling is just such a homer that I want to club him to death.

Your privilege is showing.

Anybody who lives near a deer population would beg to differ.

Eventually teams will learn to adapt to this and attack the at bat appropriately.

You know, I was going to comment about basic human rights and all of that, but frankly I’m exhausted, so:

Shouldn’t we take into account the age of some the princesses in this? Snow White is 14 and Jasmine is 15. According to the movie Pocahontas, the titular character is 18, but historically (as much as any Disney animated can be considered an accurate reflection of history, and don’t even get me started on the depiction…

I bought last year’s Forester. It doesn’t need to be bigger. It’s the perfect size, and compared to other SUVs, other than the Highlander, has still more cargo capacity even though it is “smaller”. It MIGHT get 33 MPG highway, but that will be only under extremely favorable driving conditions. I once hit 35 MPG with…

Maybe FIFA shouldn’t have awarded the World Cup to a country where racism is encouraged and is run by a megalomaniac kleptocrat.

This is what I keep saying. The Second Amendment has outlived it’s usefulness. And while only one Amendment has been repealed, the corpus of the entirety of the Amendments serves as a reminder that everything can be changed. (Ironically, a lot of 2nd Amendment folks hold more sacred the Bill of Rights than the…

A Boring Mess of a Narrative Relying on Sentimentality and Stock Characters, title of your sex tape

There are a couple of factors that are going on, but it’s also important to have a strong support system, which I think often is lacking.

Oh, for fucks sake.

Our playing field, that’s not the place for political statements.

This is one of the stupidest things that school district I reside in has done: