I will check it out, but if you have not done so yet, watch this before doing anything else, for this blows everything out of the water...

What do you mean unnecessary? You don't mean in any game, do you? That would be very flawed logic. There are many games, just like movies or novels, where the sex scenes aren't contrived at all, for it's part of the story.

They also don't allow private parts below the waste to be seen in their pornography videos, so I don't really know what your point is. They are conservative or "strict" with such sexual content, just as much as you appear to think they are not.

Ah yes, the internet. Where people use their subjective reasoning to state what they want others to take as fact.

Well of course. Can you name any show —- drama, animated, sitcom etc., that can last 20+ seasons? Of course not. It's the Simpsons though, and Fox. A show that still brings in millions each year from sales of games, shirts, posters etc., and again —- Fox. They don't really have much else to put on. The Cleveland show?…

Nope. You're fucking wrong. Go read why, I'm sick of dealing with such ass clowns.

Hey! It's the Jewbomber — I haven't read anything by this ass clown in a long time! Like always, you have it wrong...

You don't know what the hell you're talking about. The updates go to the reserve system update memory - not your HD drive that you think it's taking over.

God. Another dult.

Only on Kotaku would *some* gamers complain about such a first world fucking problem (a firmware update for your bright an shiny new console), even though it will improve your daily experience once completed.

Right. Because Kotaku never knocks on Nintendo, only Sony.

It would be awesome if dults like yourself knew what you were talking about. You're the reason why companies, like Nitnendo, have call centers for support, so they can explain to the undecuated that they not only don't know what they are speaking about, but maybe may not want to rave and rant about it, to save you…

You do realize that this kind of rant, along with such immature language, makes you come across as very childish person, or an "8 year old" yourself, yes? You honestly don't expect anyone to take you seriously, do you? And painting broad strokes about a system that has been out for only a month (not even that), is…

Well, here's another ass clown that hasn't got out of his own country.

Great logic there ass hat.

The only thing more funny than a fanboy, is one that makes a statement to defend their lover (in this case, Nintendo), which doesn't make any sense and displays a pathetic knowledge of how things work.

Why wouldn't they just return it to where it was purchased for full value credit?

Yep.

Is that too big of a word for you?

Well first off, you get them a PS Vita/AC III: Liberation bundle. The handheld is just effin' gorgeous and the colors *POP* of the screen. You also just handed them a 4GB SD card and pretty solid game, right off the bat. Bam! Let's Vita!