You are everything that’s wrong with America. Nobody is interested in hearing your fantasy football stories. Do you also have a bad beat poker story to tell?

Dude, you ruined three pans before figuring it out. Were you experimenting trying to figure out if certain foods caused the damage first? Your dyslexia made you read scratch proof instead of non stick? Maybe the cat is scratching the pan?

You’re... you’re like Shakespeare.

I think without film (and television) we wouldn’t have this. A lot of those films depicted were made outside of the studio system. They were made without the Hollywood BS.

Bunch of those were completely independent tho. No studios behind them when they were in production.

I wonder if you could complain that it’s unfair that new customers get a better rate than existing customers. They all do it, and they want you to recommit for 2 years to get the lower rate again.

That’s a golf club.

I can’t beeeeeelieve she wore white to my concert parking lot wedding.

...AND I just realized the average mental age of our readership is about 15.

Low-salt soy is available from Kikkoman in the 1 gallon cans at asian grocery stores. They are green instead of red; i’ve been using that kind of soy exclusively since the mid-90s.

I’m not going to watch the video, but I’ve got to say, it’s pretty cool that she’s turning what happened to her into performance art pieces. It’s probably empowering, and I bet it’s a really good way to process it.

I don’t know if you’re a teacher, but the standards are being raised in New York. The eighth-grade ELA test was estimated today as rating a second-year college level by the specialists in the building this morning. The standards are getting more and more strict, with less and less funding/time/support to actually…

I think it's a cute idea. I know people with kids who have a surplus of toys that would be interested in this.

Do you mean "Make the Bread, Buy the Butter"? If so, I agree with you.

Yeah, I was off work for the day so I went to see it at 10 A.M.

Oh yeah, none of them have respect for the big guys. I was talking craft beer exclusively.

God, you're a nerd. Smh.

God, you're a nerd. Smh.

I sure hope you're not flattering them into writing here at no cost. That would top off Evil Week.