Dear stupid fucking idiots,

Ain’t no AI yet. None.

I know it’s almost the opposite of a hack, but I grind up the rinds from my nice parmesan to make fake greentubecheese when I really need that pasta shells and GTC comfort food (made with better butter and more pepper, but still...)

Angry linguistic conservative here, and I’m fine with this.

“The definition of rape is any sexual encounter that’s unwanted or nonconsensual,”

It’s an everybody thing, and it’s this: acting like you’re in some kind of fucking bubble where your actions have no consequences.

No, it’s because JFK was shot.

cooning for cash.

when the hell was America ever great for our black asses?

Conscience.

Jesus, what a fucking idiotic take. Come back in twenty years after you’ve learned something.

Your understanding of constitutional monarchy is abysmal.

Don’t let people feel comfortable in shoes, just make their feet numb!

Some friends owned a gourmet food store back in the 80s, and they ever so nicely gave me a bunch of huge chanterelles to take home and eat.

If any of this is your actual opinion, you are a goddam idiot.

But most of us will never know actual wasabi, as we get local horseradish died green. Are we being tortured by the same chemicals?

Bullshit, but hooray for you and your brave testosterone-fueled idiocy!

The internets have finally found their poet laureate.

Tiny clothes for tiny men. Waaaaay too small for anybody with muscles or even a hint of extra fat. Even made-to-order.

Tiny clothes for tiny men. Waaaaay too small for anybody with muscles or even a hint of extra fat. Even…

Under AB5 as its currently written, workers are employees if “free from the control and direction of the hiring entity in connection with the performance of the work, the person performs work that is outside the usual course of the hiring entity’s business, and the person is customarily engaged in an…