But most of us will never know actual wasabi, as we get local horseradish died green. Are we being tortured by the same chemicals?

Bullshit, but hooray for you and your brave testosterone-fueled idiocy!

The internets have finally found their poet laureate.

Tiny clothes for tiny men. Waaaaay too small for anybody with muscles or even a hint of extra fat. Even made-to-order.

Tiny clothes for tiny men. Waaaaay too small for anybody with muscles or even a hint of extra fat. Even…

Under AB5 as its currently written, workers are employees if “free from the control and direction of the hiring entity in connection with the performance of the work, the person performs work that is outside the usual course of the hiring entity’s business, and the person is customarily engaged in an…

Double super agreement. My job requires glue traps*.

I feel as though I was discriminated against...

...your cheeseburger eating ass.

If more men understood restraint we wouldn’t need them...

Fuck him.

Wrong, oh so wrong, on both counts.

...you’ll find comparing us to a primate...

And more often than not, the language suffers as a result, getting more opaque and losing clarity. This is not a good thing, and prescriptionists are the ones keeping us from total linguistic confralamitudes as a result.

16 is legal in the UK.

Journey to the West. Chinese novel based on real story but with demons. Now the basis for at least 8 films and 4 tv series and 2 comic series.

“As long as good contact lens hygiene is followed and there is no exposure to the sources that can contain the acanthamoeba, the risks are quite low,” Bert says.

I bought a huge specimen of a rare mineral on Amazon.

I’ve been here longer than you’ve been breathing, and your idiocy is breathtaking.

Yorb ginger flallopoing! Dabooble ma frans du plessix maroonaia, fofufu be na wana frant. Badingus walifacia ma gruntern, ba nu moila frensi.

Yow. Maybe you should read the damn thing.